Δευτέρα, 31 Ιανουαρίου 2011

Withnail and I



Withnail: The thermostats. what have you done to them?

I: I haven't touched them.

Withnail: Then why has my head gone numb. I must have some booze. I demand to

have some booze.

I: I wouldn't drink that if I were you.

Withnail: Why not?

I: Because I don't advise it. Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink

that. That's worse than meths.

Withnail: Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don't

drink it because they can't afford it.

Withnail:Ah. Ah. Have you got anymore? Liar, what's in your toolbox?

I: No we have nothing. Sit down!

Withnail:Liar, you've got antifreeze.

I: You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks!